How to Have Sex in the Shower

Step 1
Clear the shelves. You'll need the ledge where you normally store your shampoos, conditioners, and three different types of shower gels to keep your balance.

Step 2
Grab the lube. Water might be, well, wet, but it can actually make your skin feel like sandpaper when doing the deed.

Step 3
Pick a position with the lowest risk of slippage. Standing doggy-style (you bent over, him behind) is a safe shower standby. Avoid anything that requires him picking you up -- unless you want to explain to the ER doctor how you fractured your tailbone.